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19 Funny Happy New Year 2023 Quotes, Wishes & SMS

New Year wishes full of fun and humor is best to start a new chapter. Share these hilarious Happy New Year quotes and wishes with your friends and close family member. Make your loved one smile with these funny Happy New Year 2023 Quotes, wishes and messages. Some friends aren’t worthy of inspirational wishes and quotes, share these funny Happy New Year 2021 quotes and wishes.

Funny Happy New Year Quotes 2023

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” William Thomas

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“I think in term of the day’s resolution, not the year.” Henry Moore

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolution.” Joey Adams

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.” Bill Vaughan

“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolution, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” Dave Beard

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” Oscar Wild

 “I would say happy New Year but It’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” Robert Clark

“New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” James Agate

“This New Year I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.” Melanie White

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Funny Happy New Year 2021 Wishes and Messages

May Evil things who have been your friend throughout the last, Stay away this Year! Happy New Year Dear!

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Let’s welcome New Year with old Habits. It won’t insist you on changing your habits because now I’m used to bearing your abnormal habits.

New Year is time to tell a lie to yourself in form of New Year Resolution.

This year promises to make decisions with the brain, don’t get fooled by listening to your Heart anymore.

Let’s say goodbye to all bad things with the year-end and welcome New Year with a fresh mind. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Thanks for bearing my dumbness through last year. Hope you’d bear with me this year as well. These are some sarcastic and hilarious Happy New Year 2023 wishes and quotes to share with friends and family. Hope you’d like these funny Happy New Year Quotes and wishes and start your new year happily