If your loved ones are going to graduate soon and you want to congratulate them on some funny graduation quotes or you want some funny but full of wisdom graduation quotes then you are in the right place. People who are going to graduate soon and are recently graduated can relate to these funny but wise quotes about graduation and life before and after graduation. You can also use these short funny graduation quotes 2023 to write on the card with a graduation gift for any new graduate.
Short Funny Graduation Quotes 2023
“You can google for an answer. You can google for a mate. You can google for a career. But you can’t google to find what’s inside your heart – the passion that lifts you skywards.” Joe Plumeri
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” Dr. Seuss
“Struggling to decide what to do after graduation is, and always will be, a sort of rite of passage to the next phase of life.” Gloria Davidson
“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.” Benjamin Franklin
“If learning is like a sponge, don’t ever stop soaking it up. Never stop learning.” Catherine Pulsifer
“If opportunities don’t know, build a door.” Milton Berle
“My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.” Lin-Manuel Miranda
“The only thing that ever set its way to success was a hen.” Sarah Brown
“Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If people don’t believe mathematics is simple. It is only because they don’t realize how complicated life is.” John Von Neumann
“Now that you have graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t’ usually accept notes from your mother.” Melanie White
“Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks”, which are not usually as brief as should be.” James E. Ryan“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” Vidal Sasson
“So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track.” Ed Helms
“It is clear that the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock.” Woody Allen
“Just remember you can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pocket.” Schwarzenegger
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honor.” Louisa May Alcott
“Graduation speeches were invented largely in a belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” Garry Trudeau
“Even if you are on right track, you will get run over if you just it there.” Will Rogers
“Remember, when it comes to applying for jobs, books are judged by their covers.” Patricia Akins
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“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” Frank A. Clark
These funny graduation quotes can definitely make anyone smile. These quotes are not only funny but also share some truth about life and can help to get some motivation for life after graduation.