Funny Graduation Quotes High School

Funny Graduation Quotes 2020 for High School Graduates

Graduation day is a big day for all graduates and it must be celebrated. Funny Graduation Quotes for high school graduates is the best way to wish them on their best day of life. Just scroll down and send inspirational and funny graduation quotes to high school graduates.

“You can Google for an answer. You can Google for a mate. You can Google to find what’s in your heart – the passion that lifts you skyward.” – JOE PLUMERI

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – BETTY REESE

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time.” – JOE GIRARD

“Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.” – JOHN GREEN

“In school, you are taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you are given a test that teaches a lesson.” – TOM BODETT

“The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this; don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess.” – RUSSEL BAKER

“It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.” – ISABEL WAXMAN

“It doesn’t matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping.” JERRY ZUCKER

“When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back.” ANONYMOUS

“College isn’t the place to go for ideas.” – HELEN KELLER

“At graduation, you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it.” – GREG TAMBLYN

“The man who graduated today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.” – Newton D. Baker

Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.” – MARK A. COOPER

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” – DAVID BARRY

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“If at first, you don’t succeed, try. Try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W.C. FIELDS

“Graduation speeches were invented in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” – GARRY TRUDEAU

“My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.” – Dr. RUTH